Seriously, I don't mean to be offensive to our resident Aussies, but just what in the fuck is wrong with your government? Mainly, why are they mentally ******ed?


It's okay because you said "I don't mean to be offensive." :lmao:

First they decide to start censoring the internet and ban anyone in Australia from visiting 4chan,


Along with thousands of other sites. Wikileaks had a list of the blacklisted sites, which were leaked a few months ago. PayPal froze their account, which is bullshit censorship, but I think you might be able to find a mirror of the list of sites.

What's really sad is that the list was drawn up by the Australian government and included hundreds of child porn sites. Well, guess what. Someone leaked it, and pedos had a new list of hundreds of sites to go and electronically violate children with. Isn't the Australian Government wonderful?

now, and I am not making this up, they are OUTLAWING small breasts and female orgasms.


Damn. Now America is going to get an influx of small breasted porn stars.

Not literally, but their depiction in adult films. Yep, anyone with small breasts in an adult film is now banned in Australia because apparently unless you have Double D's it's seen as being similar to child pornography.


Seriously? They should ban them from going anywhere outside without a tarp over their bodies as well, while they're at it. If small breasts are now too close to child pornography, then what about porn stars with small penises? Or shaved balls? Hairless and/or small penises sound resoundingly familiar, like back when I was in 5th grade. Uh oh. Now a lot of porn stars are going to be out work.

I think my fellow Itty Bitty Titty Committee members will agree that is utter bullshit. But not only that, now females are NO LONGER allowed to have orgasms in adult films! I wish I were making that up! The act of "squirting" as it's known, is now banned. Oh men can still jizz away all day and night, just not women.


What. The. Fuck. What is the reasoning? I've never heard any scientific evidence that "squirting" is linked to pre-pubescent children. This makes no sense. Not even in a mis-guided, "Hey, that sorta looks like a kid" small breast kinda way.

So I ask you resident Australians on this board---just what in the fuck is wrong with your government? Why are they so censorship-happy? Why is your country REGRESSING back to Victorian-age moral beliefs?


Apparently Australians don't understand when IP providers tell them that there is no way to ban every website you want banned. There is no way, and to try will just be a massive waste of money and time. You'll end up with a massive, oozing pile of slow connections with a lot of people getting independent, routed in access from abroad.

I'm curious to see what everyone thinks on this.


Well, I mean, Japanese porn can't show genitalia. It's either Japanese or Chinese. Either way, no genitalia anywhere. At least that's to both men and women, though.

This is nothing but Australia getting a big boner in their pants when they see a small boobed woman, and getting afraid that it makes them a pedo. On the contrary, it makes you attracted to small breasted, fully grown and mature women. People need to figure out that distinction, and fast.

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